Population | 6.885 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 76 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.885 billion Second Best Puppet 76ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 76ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,082 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 157,245 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 531,300 per year while the poor average 34,422, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.
Stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 76's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Second Best Puppet 76 is ranked 268,606th in the world and 625th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 38.94 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 76, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 76, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 76, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
- : Second Best Puppet 76 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 76, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 76, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
- : Second Best Puppet 76 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 76, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 76, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
- : Second Best Puppet 76 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".